When were you happiest?
I couldn't possibly pick one particular time but I'm a woman who loves novelty and change, when I first moved to Cardiff, when I first moved to London, whenever I start a new job. I'm always terrified as I like structure and routine but pushing myself seems to make me happy.
What is your greatest fear?
Never having a family of my own, and drowning.
What is your earliest memory?
I was in reception and my school got flooded, I was wearing a purple cowgirl style dress with black fringing. I remember my teacher complimenting it. My obsession with clothes was born.
Which living person do you most admire and why?
I'm going to cheat and say two people. My parents. My mum is my emotional life guru and my dad my practical life guru.
What was your most embarrassing moment?
Drunkenly sobbing on the night bus home last night was pretty embarrassing.
What is your most treasured possession?
My grandmother's Emerald ring. And my iPhone.
Where would you like to live?
A London flat I actually own.
What would your super power be?
The ability to persuade anyone to do anything. I would use it for the powers of good of course.
Who would play you in the film of your life?
Paloma Faith. She acts too, she was in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.
What makes you unhappy?
Hangovers, loneliness and misogyny.
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
Forgive me arrogance, but on the most part I quite like my appearance. If I don't go to the gym for a few days though, I start to feel like a blob.
What is your most unappealing habit?
I'm quite patronising. It just blurts out, I can't help it!
What is your favourite smell?
Books, new and old.
What is your favourite word?
Superfluous. I like to pronounce it super-flow-us.
What would be your fancy dress of choice?
I'd like to dress up as a black forest gateau. I'd wear plum velvet trousers, a brown top covered in chocolate sprinkles, plum velvet long gloves, a white wig, fifties make up with a cherry in my wig.
What is the worst thing anyone's said to you?
'I love you, I just don't think I can love you in the right way.'
What is your guiltiest pleasure?
I secretly enjoy pulling mascara goop out of my eye. I love it when it spreads across my eye and I have to pull it out slowly, like a string. It's weird and it makes me tingle.
What do you owe your parents?
Love and my time. They have spent years listening to me, and they deserve to be listened to in return.
To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why?
I spend my entire life apologising for myself. If I've really hurt someone, I imagine I have already apologised for it.
What does love feel like?
Like you are going mad. And then boredly content.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
'I went on this really bad date...'
If you could go back in time, where would you go?
To the 1940's to watch Rita Hayworth flamenco dance.
When did you last cry?
This morning, to an advert about a charity for deaf and blind children. It was really sad!
How do you relax?
Working out, drinking, reading, daydreaming to loud music.
What song would you like played at your funeral?
Proud and Humble by Imelda May. I'm not religious but I do live my life very much this way. I always do my best.
How would you like to be remembered?
Positively and with love from my grandchildren.
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